The King Of The Crapper Loser Award

He’s dropped the ball. He’s torched his tighty-whities. Basically… he’s fantastically terrible at Fantasy Football, and you owe it to yourself (and humanity) to never let him forget it!

Behold: it’s time to celebrate this impressively bad management with the "King of the Crapper" Award of Excellence. Is it an honor? Technically, yes. Will they smile? Almost certainly not—but the rest of the league will be rolling  with laughter.

This glorious loser trophy features a custom laser-cut acrylic panel emblazoned with graphics so high-res you’ll almost smell the shame.

Art critics everywhere (okay, maybe just you guys) will appreciate the subtle artistic touches—those artfully placed stains tell a story. A sad, hilarious story.

To top it off, FantasyToilet.com slaps on a personalized pink polydome nameplate—try saying that three times fast, sober or not.

So when your league takes a dumpster dive, trust FantasyToilet.com to crown your King (or Queen) of Terrible Trades with a trophy that truly captures the spirit of fantasy football failure.

Overall size:     4.8" wide x 7.1" tall x 2.4" deep

Weight:          197 grams